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Yo Ho Ho... and Merry Christmas! Unwrap This: A Pirate Christmas Dispatch
No coal here—just pirate history and holiday mischief. Issue #35 – Dec 19th, 2025

Good Tidings, Me Hearty
Ahoy, crew — and Merry Christmas to all who sail under the colors of The Pirate Republic.
Today’s dispatch is a small gift from the sea: tales of pirates celebrating Christmas on the Spanish Main, buried treasure in the sand, legendary captains, and the stories that keep the black flag flying across centuries.
So pour a mug, settle in, and enjoy a bit of holiday plunder — no digging required.
🎄🏴☠️ CHRISTMAS ON THE SPANISH MAIN
A Yuletide Greeting from the Golden Age of Piracy

Ahoy, crew — and a hearty Merry Christmas to every rogue, reader, and free spirit flying the colors of The Pirate Republic today.
While bells rang in English churches and hearths glowed warm back home, Christmas on the Spanish Main was a far rougher — and rowdier — affair.
For pirates and buccaneers of the Golden Age, the holiday wasn’t about peace and quiet. It was about plenty, release, and survival.
Accounts from the late 1600s tell us that when Christmas rolled around at sea, crews did what sailors always did when given an excuse:
they ate well, drank deep, and tested their captains’ patience.
Buccaneers cruising the Caribbean sometimes slaughtered a hog for the day, roasting fresh meat instead of gnawing on hardtack and salt beef. Rum flowed more freely. Guns might be fired in celebration. Songs echoed across the water. For a brief moment, the hardships of sea life were drowned beneath laughter and smoke.
But Christmas also had a sharper edge.
When men were fed, idle, and confined together, old grudges surfaced. Arguments flared. Crews questioned leadership. More than one captain learned that the holiday season could be as dangerous as any Spanish cannon. (Sounds like a typical holiday gathering of me youth.)
Christmas on the Spanish Main was a reminder of pirate life itself:
a mix of freedom and friction, fellowship and fire.
And yet — for all its chaos — it mattered.
Because even pirates marked the turning of the year.
Even outlaws paused to feast.
Even the roughest crews wanted one day that felt different from the rest.
So from all of us here at The Pirate Republic, we raise a mug to you — our modern crew.
May your tables be full,
your grog be strong,
your compass steady,
and your coming year rich in good stories and fair winds.
🎄 Merry Christmas, me hearties.
The black flag flies on.

⚔️ PIRATE HISTORY — Christmas Day, 1702
Thomas Howard Elected Captain of the Prosperous

While church bells rang ashore on Christmas Day, pirate democracy was at work on the open sea.
On December 25, 1702, Thomas Howard was elected captain of the 36-gun ship Prosperous — not by royal decree, but by the vote of his crew. Among pirates, Christmas was as good a day as any to settle matters of leadership.
The election of a captain wasn’t ceremony — it was survival. A crew chose a man they believed could win prizes, keep discipline, and bring them home alive. Howard’s elevation on Christmas Day reminds us of a crucial pirate truth:
Power aboard a pirate ship flowed upward, not down.
No crowns.
No commissions.
Just trust — and the promise of profit.
Even on Christmas, the pirate code ruled the deck.
💰⚔️ PIRATE HISTORY — DECEMBER 27, 1715
Henry Jennings Strikes the Spanish Treasure Salvage Camps
Two days after Christmas, piracy took a far more explosive turn.
On December 27, pirate captain Henry Jennings launched one of the most audacious raids of the Golden Age — attacking Spanish treasure salvage camps along the Florida coast.
Only months earlier, a hurricane had wrecked the Spanish Treasure Fleet of 1715, scattering gold and silver across the seabed. The Spanish were still recovering the lost wealth when Jennings arrived — not to dive, but to steal.
His men stormed the shore camps, overpowering guards and digging straight into the sand.
The haul was staggering:
💰 An estimated 350,000 pieces of eight, buried, boxed, and waiting.
The raid didn’t just make Jennings rich — it lit the fuse for a new wave of piracy in the Caribbean. Word spread fast. If treasure could be taken not from ships, but from empires already on their knees, then the rules of piracy had changed.
From that moment on, the Florida coast became a pirate magnet — and Henry Jennings became a name whispered with equal parts envy and fear.
🎭🏴☠️ PIRATE HISTORY — DECEMBER 27, 1902

Captain Hook Makes His First Appearance on the World Stage
Piracy didn’t vanish with the gallows.
It sailed into myth.
On December 27, 1902, audiences at London’s Duke of York’s Theatre were introduced to a pirate who would become immortal: Captain Hook.
The play was titled The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up — later known simply as Peter Pan — and with it, piracy stepped fully into modern legend.
Hook wasn’t a drunken brute or a faceless villain. He was theatrical. Educated. Cruel. Obsessive. A pirate shaped as much by fear as by pride.
And that was no accident.
There’s a long-standing piece of pirate lore — part scholarship, part legend — that Captain Hook was inspired by real Golden Age pirates, particularly Blackbeard.

In some tellings, Hook is imagined as Blackbeard’s former boatswain, a disciplinarian officer who enforced order aboard ship and wielded authority just below the captain. The elegance, cruelty, obsession with reputation, and theatrical menace all echo traits associated with Blackbeard himself.
While J.M. Barrie never confirmed Hook as a literal historical pirate, the connection fits the tradition:
fictional pirates built from very real fears of the sea.
Hook became the pirate the world could safely face —
a shadow of the men who once ruled the Atlantic.

FAIR WINDS TO YE INTO THE NEW YEAR
As the year draws to a close, we bid the crew do what even the hardest sailors must — rest, feast, and celebrate.
Raise a glass with friends and family. Share laughter. Tell a good story or two. The sea will still be there when the tide turns.
Because 2026 is shaping up to be a bold year for The Pirate Republic — more stories, more discoveries, more gatherings, and more opportunities for plunder (the legal kind, of course).
The horizon is wide.
The black flag flies strong.
And the Republic is only just beginning to expand.
Until the next dispatch —
sleep well, celebrate boldly, and keep your eyes on the wind.
Fair winds and full sails, me hearties.
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